5th Year Anniversary: My Favorite Anime Reviews!


Hello my readers!

Please excuse my absence. Between getting sick, working on obligatory family things around the holidays, and still looking for work, I completely ignored my own 5-year anniversary on the 31st of December! Sorry I’m late!

Of all the side projects that I have done, I never would have thought that anime reviews would be the one thing that I would like to do most on this site. Well it’s the one thing that gets the most traffic on this site anyway, never mind my fan fictions and philosophical musings that I also do!

If there is anything that I have learned from being a largely ignored WordPress user who hypocritically doesn’t do anything to get people to notice him, it’s that you will only get attention on the Internet if you talk about stuff that everyone else is talking about, or you space out your content with pictures that grabs users’ attentions. And yes, while that is definitely a skill that I don’t have as a writer, I am just about as stubborn as every other critic out there who believes that my opinion needs to be heard, rather than appease the audience!

But enough ranting.

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Lystria’s Favorite Anime of 2017


Hello my readers!

So it has just occurred to me that in my 5 years of running this blog, I have yet to ever post a rankings for my favorite anime of every year! And I have to ask myself: why have I been evading this topic? I literally do a list on my personal Facebook account for my friends to see every year, only for them to either ignore or slam all of my choices– oooohhh…

So here’s the deal. As 2017 comes to a close, I will publish my list of my 14 favorite anime that have aired some time this year. Why 14? Because 14’s my favorite number. No other reason. Bear in mind, these are my choices, and I respect that your top favorites are going to be different from mine. You’ll probably notice that I haven’t reviewed a lot of these yet, and that’s fine. They’re on my to do list. Think of this following list as a series of mini-reviews to tide you over before I take a much larger glance at some of these gems. You can find all of these and more on Crunchyroll!

Without further ado, these are my picks for my favorite anime of 2017!

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Somewhere Atop the Ivory Tower 7


“Mr. Kant Goes to Elementary School”

(Getting a number of complaints that he knows nothing about human decency, Immanuel Kant has taken it upon himself, or was rather forced by his colleagues, to teach Elementary school for a day. This excerpt is… probably how it went down.)

(About 20 kids are playing around at their desks, goofing off with one another. Enter KANT.)

KANT: Alright, alright, listen up everyone. (Class continues to act rowdy, as Kant grows more irritated. Kant shouts) EVERYONE QUIET DOWN!! (The children settle down in their seats, as they look at the stout male adult in front of them.)

KID 1: Hey Mister, where’s our teacher?

KID 2: Yeah, where’s Mr. Hegel?

KANT: Mr. Hegel had to call out sick this morning. I’ll be your teacher today.

KID 3: Uh huh… and who are you?

KANT: I’m Mr. Kant. And today, we’re going to learn about truth.

KID 1: Truth? you mean that big, ambiguous thing that is really hard yet so simple to grasp? Yeah, we already know it’s Geist.

KANT: Yes, but how do you know when someone is telling the truth?

KID 4: Who cares? Everyone speaks the truth to some varying degree.

KANT: Yes, but–

KID 5: And that means either everything is true or nothing is true!

KANT: NO! THAT STATEMENT IS FALSE, AND YOU KNOW IT! (Kids cower back into their seats) Look, I’m not so much interested in what the truth is, but how you can tell when someone is not telling the truth, and why it’s important to speak the truth at all times, alright?

ALL: Yes, Mr. Kant…

KANT: Good. So here’s the thing: (Kant writes down important words on the blackboard, shown caps here) In order to determine what is good, you must make a RULE, and suppose it as a UNIVERSAL MAXIM. That means that if the rule stands, every person must follow it. If you find that this maxim stands to REASON, then it is good. However, if the rule does not stand to reason, then rule is IMPERMISSIBLE, and thus, you must never do it!

KID 4: Okay, but what if your reasoning is different from somebody else’s?

KANT: Well, that’s why we let just laws solve what is most appropriate for all people, and as good citizens, we are responsible for abiding in those rules.

KID 2: Yeah, but how do we know when those laws are just?

KANT: Listen, the rules that stand the test of time are made by rational adults, and all the rules that are ridiculous are thrown out immediately, as reasonable human beings soon discover that those illogical rules are in fact unjust.

KID 5: Whatever. Adults are full of shit.

KANT: You watch your tongue, kid! (Kid 5 crosses his arms and smirks) Look, it’s an adult’s responsibility to make sure that you children grow up to be rational human beings. That way, you will know how to run a great society, as we have today.

KID 3: Fine then, Mr. Kant. How are adults more rational than kids like us?

KID 6: Will you just shut up and listen? You’re always like this, dude!

KANT: Now, now, there’s nothing wrong with asking those challenging questions. And if you wish to know the short answer, it’s because reasonable adults go through years of experience, studying law, science, and the arts to understand what is good. However, not all adults will become truly rational beings. Those are the ones we have to watch out for.

KID 5: Yeah, like Mr. Hegel. (A handful of kids laugh)

KANT: THAT’S NOT FUNNY! Your teacher is a very nice man to put up with all of you, even if I strongly disagree with him a lot of times.

KID 1: Wait, you know Mr. Hegel?

KID 2: Why do you disagree with him?

KID 3: Do tell.

KID 6: Ugh! All you guys are getting off topic!

KANT: Right. Anyway, let’s get back to the subject about our universal maxim. Let’s start with the maxim for a world where everyone lies. Now what would that look like?

KID 5: What’s the problem? Everyone already lies. (All the kids make a collective “ooooh” sound.)

KANT: That… may be true. Sure, it is possible for any human to not say something that is true. We make mistakes. We’re human. But what about the people who INTENTIONALLY lie to you? Surely they do it for reasons that are not good at all.

KID 3: Well, there goes my argument. We’re all bad.

KANT: I didn’t say that–

KID 1: I guess adults really do know everything that kids don’t.

KID 2: Man, being a kid sucks.

KID 4: Wait, but what if the adult in question has good reason to tell a lie? And how would anyone who believes that lie know that it is a lie in the first place?

KID 5: Adults are stupid! All rules are relative to each individual! The only real rule is to survive, and be the last man standing. So if that means you have to lie your way to get what you want, then so be it! Go ahead, Mister. Say that I’m lying.

KANT: Ah, funny you should say that. (There is a knock at the door) Come in. (Enter HEIDEGGER)

HEIDEGGER: Good morning, Sir. Sorry to interrupt everything.

KANT: Not a problem.

HEIDEGGER: We are told that there is a boy in this class who was caught stealing at the drug store last night. A boy named Friedrich Nietzsche? (KID 4 covers his face)

KANT: Why yes, let me check my role sheet. (Kant scans a sheet of paper) Ah, yep. He’s right over there. (HEIDEGGER restrains KID 4 and cuffs him away)

HEIDEGGER: Thanks for cooperating, Sir.

KID 4: Are you serious? I didn’t do anything, Mr. Kant, honest! This guy is lying to you! Lying!! (HEIDEGGER covers KID 4’s mouth)

KANT: It’s a shame. He’s such a great kid, and asked a lot of really great questions in class. Are you sure it was him?

KID 5: Yeah, it was him! I saw him do it too, Officer. That boy is a troublemaker!

HEIDEGGER: There you go. We have a witness.

KID 4: (comes loose from his grip) LIES! All of you! You adults can’t even tell when your very own egos get in the way! To Hell with all of you!

HEIDEGGER: Yeah yeah, tell that to the judge. (Exit HEIDEGGER and KID 4)

KANT: So, as you can see, you must never tell a lie, not even to save a child. After all, you kids haven’t practiced enough of what it means to be truly rational yet. In fact, we all must practice doing so if we are to let our society flourish for good. (Kids are completely silent in shock of just what happened) So… are there any questions?

KID 5: Oh, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Mr. Kant, for getting rid of Fred. He’s soooo annoying with all those questions he asks. Who would’ve thought that he would have the gall to say all those things and still steal from a department store? I’m so glad you’re my teacher today.

KANT: Right… And remember: always respect others in high authority, for they are doing their best to maintain the just laws from getting in the hands of unjust tyrants.

KID 6: Really, Mr. Kant? That officer just stupidly believed Donald over there!

KANT: Yes, you’re right. And it’s unfortunate that such officers do exist. They are, after all, doing their job, as am I. (bell rings) Well… as of today, I am no longer your teacher. Mr. Hegel will be back soon enough. (KID 5 gets up out of his chair and walks toward the door). Oh, and one more thing.

KID 5: What?

KANT: (punches KID 5 in the face) That’s for letting a child who was trying to learn go to jail over a petty crime! That officer isn’t skilled in thinking rationally, and irrational people like you always take advantage of them! He may not deal with you, but now, you’re dealing with me!

KID 5: You’ll be sorry, Mister! I’m still just a child.

KANT: If I were your teacher, then maybe I would be obligated not to harm you. However, cruel intentions come with vile consequences in the public sphere, where people do and say whatever they want. Remember that the next time you think you can just get away with doing anything you want! This is the nature of humanity.


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Somewhere Atop the Ivory Tower 5


“Battle for All Time’s Sake”

(Ages ago, when the Ivory Tower was still relatively young, a lesser king Parmenides climbed to the top of the Tower and arbitrarily ruled over it. He claimed that his rule was determined for all time, when a youthful warrior named Heraclitus invaded the Tower to challenge him. No, their relative ages to each other don’t matter. This is satire.)

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