The Ultimate Trolley Problem

Trolley Problem

WARNING: This post contains mature language. You and your children have been warned.

DISCLAIMER: The following editorial is for humor purposes only. It is not meant to be taken as a peer-reviewed philosophical theory.

DISCLAIMER: The guy who writes this blog is an idiot (HEY!) The editors of his page are not pleased.

Fuck Utilitarianism! No. I don’t care if I will never be trusted to teach an ethics class ever again. This doctrine has caused enough trouble as it is for its limited understanding of happiness! And worse yet, it turns all of humanity into a numbers game, like we all somehow exist to turn the tide of happiness one way or another.

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